Bored housewife orders a Pizza. Pizza boy turns up and she answers the door wearing a negligee and a smile. Of course, the Pizza boy isn't a boy at all. Instead he is a bloke with a moustache, a shirt open to the waist, and a medallion nestling amidst a very hairy chest. He's also wearing purple flares and has an afro, even though he's obviously Spanish.

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